Dear period,
Please hurry up. If you must plague me, do it quickly. This whole "pre-menstrual" situation you've got going on is really quite unfair, as it is torture piled on torture. My belly aches, my below-navel pooch is swollen, my boobs have gained six pounds each overnight and hurt like hell, I have pre-cramp cramps, I could eat a horse a day if I let myself do so, and suddenly I am a sissy little bitch in the gym and have to drop all my weights down by 5-10 pounds because I just can't lift my usual. Did I mention I also turn into a mildly weepy cow? Yeah, that too. And this is all days before I spend almost a week cramping, swelling, and sleeping, like, twelve hours at a time for the actual event. That is so not cool. So, yeah, end of the day, think you can swing that? Let's just get it started already, no? Appreciate it. --Sid
posted by Sid @ 7/18/2005 10:51:00 AM
5 Comments:
Oh god, pre-cramp cramps are the worst. I wanted to kill myself I was in so much agony during my last cycle. Hang in there.
OMG, I am having pre-cramp cramps right now!!! I feel your pain (literally).
I feel for ya Sid. That was me last week and half of the week before. I get cramps before my time, during my time and when it's not the time to be fooling around. Basically, I get cramps all month!
LOL This was funny, but I feel ya, girl. Some periods are more like exclamation marks.
LOL Cool post.
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