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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

OH MY GOD! EEEEW! EEEEEEEEEEW!

I just blew my nose so hard something came out of the corner of my eye! Oh, nasty. That's it. I'm hiding for the rest of the day. I can't have my eyeballs ejaculating in public. Oh, naaaaaaaasty. Happy Wednesday.

6 Comments:

At 5/24/2006 11:32:00 AM, Blogger Mary said...

You have the allergies WAY worse than me. That's nassy. Hope you feel better soon.

 
At 5/24/2006 12:06:00 PM, Blogger maryann said...

LMAO

oh. my. god. so funny. of course i'm a bitch that laughs at others' misfortune. :)

i hope you feel better soon!

 
At 5/24/2006 01:46:00 PM, Blogger divine m said...

Been there, babycakes. You got some serious blockage in those sinuses. The only way out is through your tear ducts!

How about going to your MD to get some prescription strength antihistamines or whatevers? Then you can get back the dough on your flexible spending account AND stop ejaculating from your eyeballs.

Hooray for that!

 
At 5/24/2006 05:53:00 PM, Anonymous Shasta MacNasty said...

:::about to hurl:::

GRRRROOOOSSSSS! But so funny! :-D

And yeah, But M said, go see Doctor Bombay and get that cleared up...

 
At 5/25/2006 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Nerd Girl said...

I think you can be arrested for that in some states!

That is so nasty - and so funny - thanks for the early morning giggle!

 
At 5/25/2006 03:25:00 PM, Blogger The Soviet said...

eye ejaculation definitely won the "description of the day."

 

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