Note to Kellogg's cereal makers.
Please to make your Red Berries and Vanilla Almond Special K cereals less delicious. This would make it easier to eat the 3/4 cup (approx. 17.5 flakes plus 3.64 berries/almonds) servings you recommend. It is impossible to eat so little of a cereal that tastes like Frosted Flakes with nuts. Thx.
posted by Sid @ 4/29/2005 11:13:00 AM
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I think they put crack in Special K, period. I could eat a box of that shit in one sitting if I didn't stop myself.
Mmmhmm. I can only keep shitty cereal like All Bran in the house, sad as that is. I think it might be better to eat truly delicious things like chocolate cake for breakfast than stoopid crunchy bits a-floating in milk. But I'll pass on your message to the Kellogg's people--they're just over in Battle Creek, you know. I think Keidra's on to something with the crack, though--they actually host the world's biggest breakfast in May or June where they feed Kellogg's cereal to as many people who show up in town that day. Sit 'em all down at one miles-long table. Get 'em hooked. Sons a' bitches.
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