Thursday, April 28, 2005

A minivan leaves from a Manhattan garage travelling at 65 miles per hour.

A train leaves Penn station travelling at 80 miles per hour. A bus with Korean lettering on the side leaves from the corner of 34th and Broadway traveling at 43 miles per hour, but jumps to 87 as soon as it hits Jersey. An airplane leaves JFK travelling at 650 miles per hour. Between these four vehicles, there are 147 empty seats. DA HELL is my ass doing in a swivel chair on the UWS? *SLAM*


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