Just a few notes on crack.
My sisters. If you insist on wearing jeans low enough to show crack, please take the following into consideration: 1. Low-rise jeans are not made for our people. Un-scientifically proven fact: many of our booties start several inches higher than those of our paler sistren. You know, the sistren for whom such jeans are designed. So even non-super-low-rise jeans can turn into super-lows on a sister. Keep that in mind when you're hitting the Conway sales, that's all I'm saying. Try them on in the store. Sit in 'em. Have somebody--anybody--check them for decency. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. My point is, don't do it unless you means it, bitches. 2. If you do--mean it, that is--please, for the love of God and all that's holy, keep that area extra-cute. This means no gangsta tats, no stretch marks, no ass-pimple scars, no exposed bullet wounds. Exfoliate. Moisturize. Frankly, just don't do it if you are over a size 4, and then it's a no-go if you're a 4 under 5'7", because a lot of your size is likely to be concentrated in the asstank area. Oh, and wax that isht, christamighty. You think we don't see the tuft of fuzz creeping up out of your jeans? We see the tuft of fuzz. God help us, we see it. I think this all falls under the umbrella of the golden rule. If you don't want to see mine, I prolly don't want to see yours. That is all.
posted by Sid @ 9/06/2005 05:12:00 PM
14 Comments:
Gurl! Don't give these fools an OPTION! NO CRACK...PERIOD. Thank u. lmao
oh my gosh. tooo funny!
it is real tho. most of us with bountiful booties have enough trouble with dippage in regular jeans, let alone with low-rise. i only wear them for special occassions. and even then, i've prepared the potentially exposed area and have passed the squat test, the sit-down test and the bend-over test.
it was a sad day when booty cleavage became "cool."
Yea, you got me again Sid, I got nuthin. Well, 'cept, nast is nast straight up or otherwise. So I guess I'm on the page. I would like to go on record that I enjoy seeing a nice bump on the back of a bike with a cute thong hangin out tho. Can that still be OK? -Rob
LOL. You need to print this out into leaflets and start handing them out. Or apply some gorilla tactics, start hising them in jeans pockets at Conways! LOL
hising - hising
Hngh.
*applause* BRAVO!
Heh heh... I was wondering what hising meant. I pictured you sitting in Conways making a hising sound. I'm glad you cleared that up. And I'm further glad that I'm not the only on with slippery fingers.
Then there are those butt-crackers that wear the thongs a mile above their butt crack jeans so everyone can see they are wearing thongs. You know, I just described about 10 well-known female celebrities.
LMAO... its funny cause it true!!!!!
LOL
seriously. at library. between classes. snickering.
Amen, Amen...and I say again...AMEN!!!!
*raising my black power fist*
you are a good person Sid - always with the charity work. I commend you!
Giirrrrl, you are TOO much but yes, AMEN to this...LMBO @ the fuzzz....haha. I love you!
I laughed out loud as I read this. Because of the popularity of low-rise jeans, my eyes have been assaulted by ass-crack after ass-crack after ass-crack. And, quite frankly: I'm Getting Tired of It.
Stolie
Sid, you are out of order!! sounds to me that if you show Crack, you may get jacked !!! LOL
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