Friday, September 30, 2005

Oh, Hollywood. Whenever will you learn?

Only you are as obsessed with beauty as you assume the rest of us to be. I mean, between the two of them, in how many movies have these two starred? And of those, how many have been anything that could even remotely be considered critical or box-offices successes? Okay, or just not god-fucking-awful? And yet, Hollywood, you fooliest of fools, you commit the great folly of hoping they can carry a film together. Are they pretty? Well, yes, in a bland, bland, dull, unoffensive, boring and bland sort of way. Can either of them act their way out of the proverbial paper bag? Notsomuch. Will a movie about sunken treasure and drug loot, featuring the two of them, Tyson Beckford (Snort, hee! I can't believe he let them make him look this, well, you know, Village People), and a character called Tec-9 suck giant squid nuts? Undoubtedly. I weep for cinema! *Fade to black*


At 10/01/2005 12:59:00 AM, Blogger dayna said...

SERIOUSLY... to the gross waste of film, energy, time, Starbucks and MONEY they spent on that doorstop piece of work. The idea..the thought....of them starring together in a Major Motion Picture...Major...I'd have to be hospitalized after. thanks Sid...I agree totally.

At 10/01/2005 10:38:00 AM, Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

Don't hate. :) I love me some Paul Walker (...and, Tyson Beckford). But, I will admit that the man can't act.



At 10/01/2005 02:13:00 PM, Blogger Dragonslayer said...

Wasn't the Fast and the Furious (Paul Walker) somewhat successful. Albeit, it was in spite of him. He was out-acted by the cars. Ha!

At 10/03/2005 09:57:00 AM, Anonymous Xquizzyt1 said...

Girl weep on, you ain't neva lied. =)))


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