Would you be surprised that my superpower is similar -- that is, I can wolf down a whole frozen pizza. I call it my magical "OMG!I'MSOFUCKINHUNGRYFEEDMESEYMOUR" power.
Now, now...don't let that get you down! Everybody's got to have a skill! Some people go through their whole lives having never hoovered a good plate of sesame noodles! You are blessed!
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Would you be surprised that my superpower is similar -- that is, I can wolf down a whole frozen pizza. I call it my magical "OMG!I'MSOFUCKINHUNGRYFEEDMESEYMOUR" power.
I can eat an entire bag of Matt's Cookies in a half hour(do they have those outside of the midwest?)
And I did, in grad school!
lmao at your noodle devouring powers...ever think about rockin' some stand up? If so, let me know where you're opening.. Have laughter...Will travel.
Now, now...don't let that get you down! Everybody's got to have a skill! Some people go through their whole lives having never hoovered a good plate of sesame noodles! You are blessed!
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