Now I'm gonna have to bitchalize.
Okay, why did my doorman think it was okay to pinch me today?
I mean, I like to be friendly, but not that goddamn friendly.
It was an arm pinch, not an ass pinch, but still. I was running out the door and weighted down with bags, and it caught me off guard. Now I'm gonna have to have a little talk with his ass.
It will go like this:
Yes, I have smiled at you, and I too am brown. Nucca, that don't mean you can touch me. Do that shit again and I will kick you in the balls.
Kthx.
Fucker.
What do you think of my delivery?
posted by Sid @ 12/07/2005 02:50:00 PM
3 Comments:
Sounds good to me...better than being felt up in the elevator at work by the security guard. Can you say VIOLATED?!
I like the idea for the t-shirt!!! VERY FUNNY.
1. Credit for bitchalize must go to the lovely and talented Shasta.
2. Handled. There should be no additional occurences.
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