Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Now I'm gonna have to bitchalize.

Okay, why did my doorman think it was okay to pinch me today?
I mean, I like to be friendly, but not that goddamn friendly.
It was an arm pinch, not an ass pinch, but still. I was running out the door and weighted down with bags, and it caught me off guard. Now I'm gonna have to have a little talk with his ass.
It will go like this:
Yes, I have smiled at you, and I too am brown. Nucca, that don't mean you can touch me. Do that shit again and I will kick you in the balls.
What do you think of my delivery?


At 12/07/2005 04:45:00 PM, Blogger deborah said...

You need a t-sshirt which says... can you say PERSONAL SPACE bitch?

Is this the same doorman who I met?

At 12/07/2005 07:31:00 PM, Blogger Berry said...

Sounds good to me...better than being felt up in the elevator at work by the security guard. Can you say VIOLATED?!

At 12/08/2005 08:00:00 AM, Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

I like the idea for the t-shirt!!! VERY FUNNY.

At 12/08/2005 11:14:00 AM, Blogger Sid said...

1. Credit for bitchalize must go to the lovely and talented Shasta.

2. Handled. There should be no additional occurences.


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