Lunchtime Haikus
Haiku rocks my box I don't have to eat food now Words will fill me up ----- Protein is my friend I can eat less and feel full "Cream cheese brownie, please." ----- Why put leeks in soup? One would think leeks would be bad Haiku puns are ill ----- Garlic bread means gas You'll start farting in the lift* Have the soup instead *"Elevator" is way too long, okay? I mean, you can have seven syllables, max, in a haiku, and elevator has four. Thank god for the English, giving us English expressions when speaking American just won't do.
posted by Sid @ 3/08/2005 12:37:00 PM
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I was a little intimidated by the sheer brilliance of the Siddity lunchtime haikus, (leeks--hee hee!) but now my boredom overcomes my trepidation, so here is the account of my lunchtime adventure:
cold snow pelts my face
I'm glad: now I can show off
my Laplander hat!
(Natalie)
noonster-rapper, cool!
Your haiku was the best one yet,
you used "laplander!"
Oh I love this!
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