Saturday, October 08, 2005

I'm wasting my breath. Or in this case, my little tappety-taps.

So, Into The Blue was among the top five films for last weekend. Well, it was number five. Astonishing. I know--I just know--that somewhere, Paul Walker and Jessica Alba are handing ten-spots to chimps and leading them into theaters with bananas tied to strings. It's the only logical explanation.


At 10/09/2005 09:44:00 AM, Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

Are you serious?!?! It was one of the Top 5 movies? Now, it's settled: I am DEFINITELY going to see it. :)



At 10/09/2005 10:59:00 AM, Blogger Viv said...

Wow. I can't explain the tastes of people. Did Wallace and Gromit place at least?

At 10/09/2005 11:00:00 AM, Blogger Daisy Mae said...

What kind of a world do we live in where Into The Blue would be a top five film? It would take more than a banana to get me into see that film.

At 10/09/2005 06:02:00 PM, Blogger K. said...

I can explain why this movie did well: Dudes with hard-ons for Jessica Alba.
I am friends with one of them, sadly.

He'd probably pay money to see her doing laundry.

At 10/09/2005 10:44:00 PM, Blogger Sid said...

Stolie: You mock my sorrow! Go ahead, laugh, but whol will last laugh, er, laugh last after the Razzies, eh?

Viv: Saints be praised, W&G came in tops for this weekend.

Daisy: Yes, I know. The only thing that would get me into this film would be the promise of a naked Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the front row, and then ONLY if I got to touch. I mean, I just won't watch any old thing. I actually turned down free tickets to Guess Who? on principle.

Keidra: Alas, I'm sure the time will come when we will get to see Miss Alba do laundry. I predict in 2007, when she shoots some "please take me seriously, I'm more than a pretty face" roll as a Nicaraguan illegal cleaning toilets in The Big City who is discovered by a fabulously wealthy music/business/movie mogul and swept up into a world of money, sex and power only to come crashing down again...or something.


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