Could someone with a little more eloquence in matters pertaining to fashion please explain what is going on here?
What I'm loving about this little exercise in fashion criticism is that everyone has something to contribute. So many astute observations about the style catastrophe that is this outfit...all of us, united in snark. Brings a tear to my eye, it does. Well, that or the glare from that big-ass belt buckle has seared my retinas.
posted by Sid @ 1/13/2006 03:48:00 PM
6 Comments:
Is he auditioning for the Bollywood verson of Brokeback Mountain?
Does anyone else think he looks like Kyle McLaughlin in the 80's---with longer hair and worse clothing.
Cowboy dressing rule #1--HUGE belt buckle or HUGE bolero--NOT BOTH!
His fashion designer was a little too fond of the silversmith and bought too many big shiny things. They had to go somewhere, right? Oh, and the obvious accessory to big shiny disks is lots of leather! Presto! Outfit done!
Wow, some things are beyond comment and that pic was one of them. Where do I start? The thing around his neck? The belt buckle? File that whole ensemble under "A Fashion Don't"!
What we have is a bad situation.
I find myself looking at the two big disks around his neck and at his waist. Then I'm drawn to his crotch...and notice that the second button is missing.
Hmmm...
Here were my immediate thoughts:
1. What in hell died on his head? I'd look pissed too if my haircut was that dodgy.
2. Well, now I know who buys those ladies leather jackets at the Value City $19.99 clearance sale. (I only go for the shoes, man.)
3. How can one be wearing that many layers and still be so goddamn skinny?!?!
4. Do they still make denim with that dark wash?
But you guys have got some great points. Shas, I didn't even notice that missing fly-button. What the hell!?! Where is this man's stylist, seriously?
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