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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Just when I thought my life couldn't go any more all to HELL...

My father (henceforth, MF) is in town. I mean, I thought he was before, but I was wrong. Apparently, he's been hiding out in the South. See, he's up here to see my new brother. I mean, he isn't new, he's a teenager, but, you know, he's new to me, because I'd never met him before last week, because he lives in Panama. My new brother, not MF. Did I forget to mention that shortly after MF abandoned his fatherly duties with me and my other sibs for good, he fucked off to Panama? Yeah, that. At least he was doing something productive, er, reproductive, while he was there. So I met my brother last week, he's a great kid. Great. Very sweet. But, you know, now that the women in his family have coordinated and incurred the enormous expense of bringing his youngest (I think) son over here, MF is tryina be all up in his grill. I was hoping to see my brother again tomorrow, but not with Skippy McChildsupportdodger in attendance. Actually, since this will probably be the last time I can see him before he goes back to Panama, I'll have to see him with whatsits, whosicalled, uh, my *JohnnyDepp-as-Wonka-barf-face* father around. I am thisclose to selling everything I own, robbing a bank, and fleeing to Meh-shee-co with the spoils to live out my days in a hut on some donkey-pie strewn beach, unmolested by the shitstink that is much of my current existence. Jesus H.

2 Comments:

At 8/10/2005 10:08:00 PM, Blogger Viv said...

I don't know what to tell you to make you feel better. The only thing that comes to my mind right now is to chill and if you REALLY don't want to see him, don't go to see the bro. It's probably better so you don't feel uncomfortable and not act like yourself.

It'll all be good. Just do what you think is right.

 
At 8/28/2005 02:10:00 PM, Blogger Hypothetically Speaking said...

lol @ Skippy McChildsupportdodger

Although my dad was "Skippy McChildsupportdodger" to one or tow of my other siblings I guess I was the *lucky* one who never went without anything (including time and attention), I do feel pretty bad for others though.

I am glad, however, that you got to meet your brother. Some good came out of it right?

 

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