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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Note to American men.

Please to give up your sports jerseys, baseball caps, gym shoes and baggie pants in favor of boot-cut jeans, button-down shirts or snug-but-not-Eurotrash-snug tees and maybe even blazers (but never, ever this, no matter how fine you are), and casual men's shoes of at least Kenneth Cole quality (no cheating with Sketchers. We can tell.). Thx. You will get more of the, the French word, how do you say, ah yes, poontangalangadang.

10 Comments:

At 5/18/2005 05:30:00 AM, Blogger Dragonslayer said...

I am living proof that how you dress has no effect on how much "poontangalangadang" you acquire.

 
At 5/18/2005 11:08:00 AM, Blogger wild honey said...

My ex used to wear this jacket with yellow pants. One of the reasons he's an ex.

 
At 5/18/2005 10:40:00 PM, Blogger Viv said...

I think I went blind from the patchwork jacket. And yes, Sid speaks some truth about the poontangalangadang and how you dress.

 
At 5/19/2005 10:29:00 AM, Blogger Dragonslayer said...

I should point out that my comment is meant in the negative sense. If you ain't getting any, dressing better won't improve your odds.

 
At 5/19/2005 02:28:00 PM, Blogger Sid said...

I'm not sure you're allowed to claim that, Carlos, sir, as I believe you are the one posting in your blog about not being that into someone in particular, hmmmmmmmmm? AND self-proclaimed rarely seeking company. Or something. Yesno?

 
At 5/19/2005 04:12:00 PM, Blogger courtneyelizabeth said...

lol...so silly....

 
At 5/19/2005 05:40:00 PM, Blogger Dragonslayer said...

yes, I've attracted one woman over the past year. To have only one female admirer over a 12 month period isn't all that good for even a moderately attractive guy.

Now, it's true that I don't go out of my way to meet women, but I'm always open to the possibility....

I guess the point is that it takes much more than just dressing well. Maybe dressing well plus aggression or dressing well plus devilishly handsome good looks. Obviously, I don't know what the key is.

 
At 5/20/2005 01:33:00 AM, Blogger ding said...

sid,
i live in a city where certain men dress like that from may until september. my eyes bleed when i see them. a girlfriend of mine used to date a guy whose favorite pants were seersucker. yeah...that didn't last too long.

dressing well might not land you the poontangalangadang you crave but it can't hurt.

 
At 5/22/2005 10:06:00 AM, Blogger Sid said...

Mr. Carlos, I dunno. Mayhap you mean only one admirer of a quality you would be interested in? Also, one serious admirer is looking pretty good from this lonely little corner of the blogospher, lol.

Maybe it is because you have so many lady friends that you're used to not putting out vibe. I dunno. I've only talked to you in person for, like 3 days, man, but you seem like a cool cat to me. Huh.

Keep your chin up, my brotha!

 
At 5/23/2005 09:30:00 AM, Blogger Zantiferous3 said...

ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious... I'm SHOCKED AT BROOKS BROTHERS!!! That was hideous!!! Wow. LOL

 

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