When you just don't know what to give the sick bastard in your life...
Give the muhfuggah anything wrapped in this or this. Seriously. Who thinks this shit up? And shouldn't they be, you know, ashamed? Oh no they DI-INT! *scurries for credit card to order in bulk*
posted by Sid @ 10/28/2005 12:31:00 AM
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Bless your heart Sid, for finally letting me in on what DEAD means. I was actually losing sleep over that one. You big city folk are just too hip for an old man like me. Those clown gift wrap sheets are too sick. Did I actually see some clown bukkake on one? And is it wrong when your computer is trained to catch bukkake when you misspell it? Oh, since we’re on the subject of bukkake, a long time ago you suggested to me that La Blue Girls was pretty cool. I already knew that being that I’ve been a “cough” fan for years. But did you know that there’s a series of “live” as in real actors La Blue Girl videos out on the market? Been meaning tell you that for some time now. Just sharing the “cough” love, you know. Have fun on your trip.
By the way, out of curiosity I just clicked on the link at the very bottom of your sidebar. Cute, very cute.
I must, must, must get a job soon...just for the joy of order sick shite like this and foisting it off on my friends! Especially the elves and Ms. Claus! Sid-you find the BEST stuff!
D--yeah, see, i actually quite hate live action. It completely squicks me out, for I cannot help but think of what a fucked-up life someone must have led to end up doing that for a living. And I know guys like to think that some girls are just crazy like that, just for kicks, but, you know, that's not actually true. It's always, always, always either drugs, a history of abuse, or a severe personality disorder. Always. And that? Just not a turn on.
You know, I had no idea what bukkake was until I finished J school a few years back, answered a cryptic craigslist add for a "writer" for an internets company, and discovered that NOT ONLY was said company a purveyor of several porn websites, but that one of my recently graduated classmates was on staff, and doing the hiring.
That was a sick, sick interview.
Him: Haha, hey! We have all kinds of websites, where we just script the text and use these keywords as many times as possible so we get high Google rankings. Like this one on low-interest mortgages. Or this one on bukkake.
Me: Um, what the hell is buk--*looking over his shoulder at screen* Oooooooooh.
I couldn't make this shit up...
Sup there...
Hundreds of former members of the blackblogz webring don't know that the ring was deleted a while back because DD didn't login for a long time. So we're beginning the slow and EXTREMELY arduous task of contacting as many as possible to invite them to rejoin.
Maybe you'd care to sign up again, and change the ring code on your site eh? The site is VERY new, so it'd be great if you could join again? maybe even help us out by referring some chums eh? you can do that by logging into the forum and using the refer box at the bottom of the forum index.
http://www.blackblogz.com
Peace out!
Wow...the gangbanging Santa paper should be a doozy and office holiday parties everywhere!
Um ... well ... I'm speechless. Honestly. Speechless.
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