Kwanzaa Man, coming soon to a driveway near you.
I guess it's a start. But I really don't think we need to Sharptonize Kwanzaa. I mean, how much legitimacy can be given a holiday where the personification is a Shaft lookalike, and the sidekicks have names like Diz Bop? I mean, yes, Christmas features some ridiculous isht--hello, claymation reindeer with glowing noses, little people in tights and pointy caps and C-list celebrity Christmas albums--but we worked up to that, didn't we? Well, at least Kwanzaa man doesn't drive an Escalade with gold rims. Yet.
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Just so you know, I ain't hatin' on Kwanzaa. After all, I will be partying on Thursday like it's my birthday, cuz that's MY day...oh, whatever, happy kwanzaa.
Happy Kwanzaa... and really is it your birthday!!??!!
Happy Kwanzaa, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!
Happy Kwanzaa!!! Happy New Year!!
Happy New Year from the road. Also, it isn't my birthday, but it is MY day. Saff, you should be able to understand why teehee!
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