Haiku Tuesday!
Don't look so surprised. What, did you hope I'd forget? Not a chance, my friend. ------- Splenda, art thou real? Shock me with your sweet, sweet taste Yet, no calories. ------- Spring, she comes at whim This year, bitch best hurry up I have heels to flaunt. ------- Listen, crushy-types Shit, or get off of the pot. Too late! Missed your chance.* ------- Brothers, if you're plump Border-beard around your face Won't make it look thin. ------- Oh god, Li'l Kim Out-Jackson the man himself Too late to turn back ------- My ode to The Rock: I lie prostrate at your feet Prettier than Vin ------- Now, was that so bad? No more haikus 'til next week blogging from Chi-town. *Not directed at anyone in particular. Repeat, not directed at anyone in particular! Observation only! So don't ask, 'kay?
posted by Sid @ 3/15/2005 11:46:00 AM
1 Comments:
Speaking of a long time w/ comments... man, blogger is not wanting to cooperate with me today at all.
I love the haikus - it's a toss up between:
Splenda, art thou real?
Shock me with your sweet, sweet taste
Yet, no calories.
Brothers, if you're plump
Border-beard around your face
Won't make it look thin.
BWAH! Have fun in Chicago!
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